8 April 2013
The changing of the seasons unsettle south London’s available one this week, causing him to blow his vitamins money and seek solace in Tesco’s Value Maple and Pecan crisp cereal. Listener 62 returns with his L-word crusade, and Daniel grows increasingly preoccupied with the local care home. Plus multiple mentions of Micky Boyd.
1 April 2013
This week, South London’s most available man returns to the scene of his earlier weak transaction with the thumb less cashier, and casts his mind back to the time he dated a woman who was born with six digits on one hand. And the lack of a forthcoming hair compliment gets The Kid’s back up.
25 March 2013
On this week’s podcast, the recovering rhinoplasty addict sources a potential barbershop for his next haircut, beats himself up over an awkward encounter with a thumb less cashier and celebrates his third twitter birthday. Also featuring the broken genius of the East Midlands, BillyTwoRivers9, who discusses his influence on the pre-coach crash works of Bucks Fizz.
18 March 2013
South London’s most available man recalls his family’s “iron horse” moment from the long hot summer of ’95 (why is it they’re always long hot summers?), the Kit Kat internal breakage and fly button controversies with The Kid, the demise of King’s Reach Tower – the home of Fleetway Comics, Gesture Trader makes a surprise low key return and somewhat grimly, the Stockwell Strangler.
11 March 2013
This week, South London’s most available man reminisces about 2UT – the Bash Street Kids on acid – the worst school class he ever encountered, tells us about improvements to his bus boarding technique, and his concerns regarding the impending final handshake with The Kid, whilst there’s more 1970s comedy from the Broken Genius of the East Midlands, Billytworivers.
4 March 2013
Balconies and endless walkways, single decker bus hell, flawed bus boarding techniques and bamboo shoots all feature on this week’s show as Daniel tries to adjust to life in South East London.
25 February 2013
GP segue required, SE London, Bathroom chaos, and a chest hair ruckus with The Kid, all in this week’s under-the-radar podcast with south London’s most available man.
18 February 2013
A packed lunch falls, a murdered man is remembered for his Lamborghini, a council enforces a spitting ban and a Future Me sighting, all in this week’s show with the available one.
11 February 2013
Wrong directions, Lineal Champions, Gaudi, Pelvic Thrusts, capes and arm hair. Just another week in the misfiring world of South London’s most available man.
4 February 2013
An otherwise good podcast review leads Daniel to the doctor’s to discuss further rhinoplasty and mulling over whether he has the classic “Adenoid Face”, while the lovely Mr William Stafford makes his Available debut with a crotch-busting tale of woe.
28 January 2013
Amputations and younger managers have infiltrated Daniel’s dreams this week, while Listener 62 announces his arrival.
21 January 2013
This week, Snowmen on Clapham Common, Murakami on writing and Gatsby, we delve deeper into the reasons for The Kid's throat infection, and a grim week in Vauxhall SW8 in the wake of the tragic helicopter crash.
14 January 2013
This week, Daniel witnesses a fist bump gone wrong and happens upon the dirtiest indoor wall he's ever seen.
7 January 2013
This week's resolutions-free show sees Daniel discuss a disappointing haircut to open the new year with, and fantasise about driving the elderly around. There's also the return of serial nose picker, Future Me.
31 December 2012
Daniel ponders how different his life might have been had he known how to dance and bought free range eggs. Includes Things the Kid Said, A to Z and another feature unlikely to take off, Things That Could Be Improved.
24 Dec 2012
In a specially extended Christmas special, Daniel is joined by a surprise guest and in a race against time, tries to find an anti-Christmas gesture for Pete in Gesture Trader. Meanwhile, this week’s A to Z of Me and My Dad transports us back to Christmas 1980, Daniel talks about his new GP and quashes the Kid’s efforts to get his number.
17 December 2012
This week, the spectacularly unsuccessful search for an anti-Christmas gesture for listeners Pete and Victoria continues in Gesture Trader, while the Kid's sartorial advice comes too late to save Two Rivers from attending his work's Christmas do in his Next 2005 Summer season range tan shoes, and there's the welcome return of The A to Z of Me and My Dad.
10 December 2012
This week, Daniel prepares for the coming snow, carefully explains why he couldn't date a disfigured woman, and rues being able to replace his lost gloves so easily.
3 December 2012
This week, Daniel finds a private compliment paid to the Kid is not so private, tries to iron out the flaws in Gesture Trader, and tells us about the Stockwell Soothsayer, whose wholly inaccurate death predictions had much of SW9 fearing for their lives.
26 November 2012
This week, in addition to disputing The Kid’s assertion that they have struck up a rapport and persisting with his unconvincing beard, Daniel launches Gesture Trader, a forum where listeners can trade gestures and affectations. Do you have an action, a movement, that you think you’ve taken as far as you can? What kind of gesture are you looking to replace it with? Gesture Trader could be just what you’re looking for.
