Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 34

April 21, 2015

29 July 2013

The Brace Period 7

This week, Daniel, latte ponce extraordinaire and just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, talks dental braces dating sites, avoids Stockwell’s public urinator extraordinaire, eulogises the “cortado”, one of the world’s great coffees, and gets a listener’s recollections on South Lambeth Road in the 80s.

There’s also a Nectar Points Update, more on Rachel and Eduardo – a shag story, Wagon Wheel – biscuit or chocolate, The Kid, and sometime show resident poet BillyTwoRivers9 runs us through the rather moving, not to mention expensive, final fall of failing rock star Donnie Vie.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 33

April 21, 2015

22 July 2013

The Brace Period 6

This week, Daniel, latte ponce extraordinaire and just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, witness the origins of a future shag unfold on the upper deck of a South East London bound bus, experiences in store difficulties with his new faux leather wallet, and the Kid asks that question we’ve all asked from time to time, “is the Wagon Wheel a chocolate or a biscuit”?

There’s also a Nectar Points Update, and the return of Bilingual and the Mouth.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 32

April 21, 2015

15 July 2013

The Brace Period 5

This week, Daniel, just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, worries about the extensive redevelopment of his spiritual home of SW8, has a disappointing run in with his “interim” GP on the streets of Camberwell, and asks whether the gates of Heaven were open to Early Man.

There’s also a Nectar Points update, The Kid, Even Older than Me and “the Mouth” of the South East, and author the Lovely Mr William Stafford (copyright Micky Boyd) touches base.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 31

April 21, 2015

8 July 2013

The Brace Period 4

This week, Daniel, just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, discusses his new love of porridge, his painful association with the colour green, and a neck-bloodying haircut in Vauxhall. Plus there’s the skin lesion of the week, more from The Kid, and the return of old school Even Older Than Me.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 30

April 20, 2015

1 July 2013

The Brace Period 3

This week, Daniel suggests an Intermediate Range of food for those slowly pulling themselves out of financial trouble before they move onto proper food again, SW8’s “Fone Doctor” is away, there’s a Future Me sighting, more Early Man questions and Prince of the Narcissists - The Kid - fails to make the most of a romantic rain sodden night out with his lady.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 29

April 20, 2015

24 June 2013

The Brace Period 2

This week, Daniel finds himself sidelined as The Kid makes a new friend that’s even older than the South London Latte Ponce. There’s also hairdressing tips for the middle aged, some high calibre Nectar Points accrual, South London facts that can’t be verified, and more tales from Little Portugal and the SW8 café involving Veteran Waitress and favourites, The Chin Fissures.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 28

April 20, 2015

17 June 2013

The Brace Period 1

This week, as the brace era kicks off in earnest, Daniel talks the Nectar Points coupon that got away, soft foods, the Spanish civil war, and there’s an awful lot of bus talk.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 27

April 20, 2015

6 May 2013

Tissues on a bus

This week, a stranger hands Daniel tissues on a bus and the half man, half P45 returns to his childhood church for a funeral and explains why he hasn’t taken communion for over 25 years.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Avaliable Episode 26

April 20, 2015

29 April 2013

Changes afoot in Nine Elms

This week, changes afoot in Nine Elms; Daniel recalls his "final" day out with his dad; there’s a Future Me sighting shortly before Daniel returns to a barbershop for the first time in years; 62 is back and The Kid hits back in the #plateoff.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 25

April 20, 2015

22 April 2013

Early Man Tourism

This week, “Not Danny”, Early Man tourism, Micky Boyd challenges The Kid to a “Plate-Off” and Daniel readies himself to return to the wilds of the barbershop.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 24

April 20, 2015

15 April 2013

Moonlighting GP receptionist

A week of changes. A GP's receptionist is moonlighting, Two Rivers tan shoes are no more, Chris T changes his twitter handle, the Kid's chronic throat condition has flared up again, taking our host's larynx with it, and Margaret Thatcher is dead.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 23

April 20, 2015

8 April 2013

Value Maple and Pecan crisp cereal

The changing of the seasons unsettle south London’s available one this week, causing him to blow his vitamins money and seek solace in Tesco’s Value Maple and Pecan crisp cereal. Listener 62 returns with his L-word crusade, and Daniel grows increasingly preoccupied with the local care home. Plus multiple mentions of Micky Boyd.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 22

April 20, 2015

1 April 2013

Thumbless Cashier - take 2

This week, South London’s most available man returns to the scene of his earlier weak transaction with the thumb less cashier, and casts his mind back to the time he dated a woman who was born with six digits on one hand. And the lack of a forthcoming hair compliment gets The Kid’s back up.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 21

April 16, 2015

25 March 2013

Barbershop scouting, Thumbless cashier

On this week’s podcast, the recovering rhinoplasty addict sources a potential barbershop for his next haircut, beats himself up over an awkward encounter with a thumb less cashier and celebrates his third twitter birthday. Also featuring the broken genius of the East Midlands, BillyTwoRivers9, who discusses his influence on the pre-coach crash works of Bucks Fizz.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 20

April 16, 2015

18 March 2013

Internal Kit Kat breakage, The Kid, King's Reach Tower

South London’s most available man recalls his family’s “iron horse” moment from the long hot summer of ’95 (why is it they’re always long hot summers?), the Kit Kat internal breakage and fly button controversies with The Kid, the demise of King’s Reach Tower – the home of Fleetway Comics, Gesture Trader makes a surprise low key return and somewhat grimly, the Stockwell Strangler.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 19

April 16, 2015

11 March 2013

2UT and Bus Boarding Technique

This week, South London’s most available man reminisces about 2UT – the Bash Street Kids on acid – the worst school class he ever encountered, tells us about improvements to his bus boarding technique, and his concerns regarding the impending final handshake with The Kid, whilst there’s more 1970s comedy from the Broken Genius of the East Midlands, Billytworivers.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 18

April 15, 2015

4 March 2013

Balconies, walkways and bamboo shoots

Balconies and endless walkways, single decker bus hell, flawed bus boarding techniques and bamboo shoots all feature on this week’s show as Daniel tries to adjust to life in South East London.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 17

April 15, 2015

25 February 2013

Bathroom chaos and a chest hair ruckus

GP segue required, SE London, Bathroom chaos, and a chest hair ruckus with The Kid, all in this week’s under-the-radar podcast with south London’s most available man.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 16

April 15, 2015

18 February 2013

Spitting ban enforced, Future Me sighting

A packed lunch falls, a murdered man is remembered for his Lamborghini, a council enforces a spitting ban and a Future Me sighting, all in this week’s show with the available one.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 15

April 15, 2015

11 February 2013

Lineal Champions

Wrong directions, Lineal Champions, Gaudi, Pelvic Thrusts, capes and arm hair. Just another week in the misfiring world of South London’s most available man.